so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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