i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
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