One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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