I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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