Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
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