I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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