Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
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