you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
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its like you know when i get waxed
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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