Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
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