I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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