I saw his package. It spoke to me.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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