yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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