Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Green mimosas i think yes
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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