I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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