Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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