I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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