someone get that fucking seahorse.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Send help, water and tortillas.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
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