Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
How drunk are you?
Completed.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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