Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
The adults are the big ones right?
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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