3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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