SEEEEXXX PLEASE
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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