Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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