fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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