508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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