So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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