I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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