after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
