he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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