are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
So here I am, sexting at work.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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