she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
If I die, sorry about rent.
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