just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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