My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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