I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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