I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
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