I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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