Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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