Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
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