Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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