Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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