You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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