we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Randomize