oh god the rape fog is back!
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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