Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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