What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
The air was thick with penises
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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