...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Randomize
