We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
We are two peas in an std pod
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Randomize