the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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