My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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