There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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