Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
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