how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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