Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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