You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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