just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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