please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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